1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,086 [MUSIK DIPUTER ING LAPTOP] 2 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:15,556 Oke, mung sawetara meter lan ... 3 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:18,934 Ing kene kita, tuan-tuan, Gapura Elzebub. 4 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,602 SHELDON: Dhuh Gusti. RAJESH: Oh. 5 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:24,023 Aja geger. Iki sing pungkasan 97 jam wis kira-kira. 6 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,316 Tetep adem. Ana gerombolan goblin... 7 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:29,945 ... ing sisih liyane gapura iku njaga Pedhang Azeroth. 8 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:33,198 Para prajurit, copot senjatamu. Para ahli sihir, angkat tongkatmu. 9 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:34,450 Ngunci lan mbukak. 10 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,785 Raj, jotosan gerbang. 11 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,203 Nguber gerbang. 12 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,916 Kontrol-shift-B. 13 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,918 [RUMBLING LAN GOBLINS njerit ing LAPTOP] 14 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:47,838 - Duh Gusti, akeh goblin. HOWARD: Ah! 15 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,090 Aja mung ngadeg ing kono. Slash lan pindhah. 16 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:51,425 Tetep ing formasi. 17 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:55,179 - Leonard, sampeyan entuk siji ing buntut. - Ora apa-apa, buntutku prehensil. 18 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:56,513 Aku entuk dheweke, Leonard. 19 00:00:56,681 --> 00:01:00,392 Bengi iki, aku bumbu dagingku karo getih goblin. 20 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,394 Raj, iku jebakan. Dheweke ngepung kita. 21 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,146 Oh, dheweke entuk aku. 22 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,815 Sheldon, dheweke duwe Raj. Gunakake mantra turu. 23 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,734 Sheldon. Sheldon. 24 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:12,988 Aku duwe Pedhang Azeroth. 25 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,200 - Lali pedhang, Sheldon, bantuan Raj. - Ora ana maneh Sheldon. 26 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:18,577 Aku master pedhang. 27 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,163 - Leonard, awas. - Sialan, wong, kita bakal mati ing kene. 28 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,748 Sugeng ndalu, para tani. 29 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:23,957 [WHOOSHING ING LAPTOP] 30 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:25,250 Bajingan teleportasi. 31 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,339 Dheweke ngedol Pedhang Azeroth ing eBay. 32 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,383 Sampeyan ngiyanati kita kanggo dhuwit? Sapa kowe? 33 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:34,843 Aku ksatria elf nakal. 34 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,513 Aja sampeyan wong maca deskripsi karakter? 35 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,140 Ngenteni, ngenteni, ngenteni. Ana sing mung ngeklik "Buy It Now." 36 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:43,519 Aku master pedhang. 37 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:09,878 woo! Aku kringete kabeh. 38 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:12,131 Pengin mlebu menyang Second Life lan pindhah renang? 39 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,591 Aku mung mbangun blumbang virtual. 40 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:18,178 Ora, aku ora bisa ndeleng sampeyan utawa avatar sampeyan saiki. 41 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,098 [PENNY ngguyu] 42 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,434 Suarane kaya omahe tanggane. 43 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,396 Nuwun sewu. 44 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,941 Aja lali layang sing dijupuk supaya sampeyan duwe alesan kanggo ngomong karo dheweke. 45 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,443 Oh, bener, bener, bener. 46 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:37,072 Nyolong surat bekicot, sekolah lawas banget. Aku seneng. 47 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:41,743 Penny, tukang pos nindakake maneh. Dheweke... Oh, nuwun sewu. 48 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,745 Um, ora, hi, Leonard. Iki Doug. 49 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:47,082 - Doug, iki pepadhamu, Leonard. - Apa kabar, bro? 50 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,752 Ora akeh. 51 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,797 Bro. Heh. 52 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,591 Apa kabeh oke? 53 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:58,051 Ya ora. Aku mung... Aku entuk layang maneh, kene. 54 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,762 Oh, matur nuwun. Aku kudu ngomong karo tukang pos. 55 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,140 Oh, ora, sing mbokmenawa dudu ide sing apik. 56 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:09,146 PNS duwe dokumen kecenderungan kanggo, sampeyan ngerti, snap, supaya ... 57 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,940 Oke. Inggih, matur nuwun maneh. 58 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,109 Ora masalah. Bye. 59 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:17,571 Oh, lan bye, bro. Heh. 60 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:27,080 Penny kanggo pikirane. 61 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:31,126 - Ana apa? - Ora, aku ora apa-apa. 62 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:34,129 Penny ora apa-apa, wong lanang sing diambung iku pancen apikan. 63 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,592 Ngambung? Apa jenis ngambung? Pipi, lambe, ngoyak, Prancis? 64 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,304 Apa sing salah karo sampeyan? 65 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,932 Aku romantis. 66 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,894 Ojo ngomong yen tresnamu sing tanpa harapan... 67 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,979 ... wis devolving menyang butarepan tanpa guna. 68 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,982 Ora, aku ora cemburu. Aku mung rada prihatin karo dheweke. 69 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,235 Ora seneng rupane wong lanang iku dheweke karo. 70 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,195 Amarga dheweke katon luwih apik tinimbang sampeyan? 71 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,906 ya. 72 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,450 Dheweke kaya ngimpi. 73 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,161 Paling saiki sampeyan bisa njupuk kothak ireng ... 74 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,831 ... saka reruntuhan smoldering iku mbiyen khayalanmu pacaran karo dheweke... 75 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:13,835 ...lan nganalisis data supaya sampeyan ora nabrak gunung geek maneh. 76 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:19,216 Aku ora setuju. Katresnan iku dudu sprint. Iku maraton. 77 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:24,346 A nguber tanpa henti sing mung mungkasi nalika dheweke tiba ing tangan sampeyan ... 78 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,474 ... utawa kenek sampeyan karo semprotan mrico. 79 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,351 Ora, aku wis rampung karo Penny. 80 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,854 Aku bakal luwih realistis lan ngoyak wong kacepetanku dhewe. 81 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:35,107 - Kaya sapa? - Aku ora ngerti. 82 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,316 Olivia Geiger? 83 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:40,362 Ahli diet ing kantin karo mripat lemes lan kesed? 84 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,408 - Ya. - Inggih, aku ora mikir sampeyan duwe dijupuk ana. 85 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:49,037 Aku wis ngeweruhi sing Leslie Winkle bubar wiwit cukur sikile. 86 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:52,291 Saiki, amarga mangsa bakal teka, wong bisa nganggep yen dheweke menehi tandha ... 87 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,667 ... kasedhiyan seksual. 88 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,545 Aku ora ngerti. Kowe nyambut gawe ing lab sing padha. 89 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:59,047 - Dadi? - Ana pitfalls. 90 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:00,716 Percaya aku, aku ngerti. 91 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:04,011 Nalika teka kanggo hukum pelecehan seksual ... 92 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:07,139 ...Aku rada ahli otodidak. 93 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:12,019 Howard, yen aku njaluk Leslie Winkle metu, iku mung kanggo nedha bengi. 94 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:16,023 Aku ora bakal mlebu lab, njaluk dheweke kanggo Strip wuda lan nari kanggo kula. 95 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:18,442 Oh, banjur sampeyan ora apa-apa. 96 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,114 - Halo, Leslie. - Hai, Leonard. 97 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,408 - Aku pengin ngusulake eksperimen ... - Kacamata. 98 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:27,868 bener. 99 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:32,998 - Aku kaya kanggo propose eksperimen. - Ngenteni. 100 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,543 Aku nyoba kanggo ndeleng suwene iku njupuk laser oksigen-yodium 500 kilowatt... 101 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,837 ...kanggo memanasake cangkir mie. 102 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:42,758 Aku wis rampung. Udakara rong detik, 2.6 kanggo minestrone. 103 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,970 [MESIN KANGGO] 104 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,726 Oalah, aku luwih mikir eksplorasi biososial... 105 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,770 ...karo overlay neurokimia. 106 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,774 Ngenteni, sampeyan ngajak aku metu? 107 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:02,110 Aku arep menehi ciri minangka modifikasi ... 108 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:06,406 ... saka kolega / paradigma kekancan kita kanthi tambahan komponen kaya tanggal. 109 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:10,410 Nanging kita ora perlu quibble liwat terminologi. 110 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,454 Apa jenis eksperimen arep nglamar? 111 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,165 Ana sing umum ditampa pola ing wilayah iki. 112 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:18,585 Aku njupuk sampeyan, nggawa sampeyan menyang restoran, banjur kita bakal ndeleng film. 113 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,088 Mbokmenawa komedi romantis nampilake bakat ... 114 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:23,340 ... saka Hugh Grant utawa Sandra Bullock. 115 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,008 menarik. 116 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,761 Lan sampeyan bakal setuju cara utama kita ngevaluasi... 117 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:31,807 ... sukses utawa gagal tanggal bakal adhedhasar reaksi biokimia ... 118 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:35,394 - ... sak apik-wengi Kiss? - Denyut jantung, feromon, lan liya-liyane, ya. 119 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:38,021 Apa kita ora nemtokake tanggale lancar... 120 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,981 ... lan pindhah menyang variabel kunci? 121 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,858 - Maksudmu ngambung kowe saiki? - Ya. 122 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:45,112 - Netepake paramèter saka Kiss. - Tutup tutuk, nanging romantis. 123 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,030 - Mint? - Matur nuwun. 124 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,577 [MINTS CRACKING] 125 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:57,999 - Apa aku kudu ngetung saka telu? - Ora, aku kudu spontan. 126 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,384 - Apa sampeyan mikir? - Sampeyan ngajokake eksperimen. 127 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,970 Aku sampeyan kudu menehi temuan sampeyan dhisik. 128 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,680 Cukup adil. 129 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:15,100 Ing sisih plus, iku kiss apik, teknik wajar... 130 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,852 ... ora ana idu sing ora ana. 131 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,355 Ing tangan liyane, ora gairah. 132 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,024 - Ora ana? - Ora ana. 133 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,193 Ah. 134 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:28,697 Inggih, matur nuwun kanggo wektu sampeyan. 135 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,532 - Matur nuwun. - Hmm. 136 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,163 Ora ana apa-apa? 137 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:46,256 Sheldon, yen sampeyan robot lan aku ngerti lan sampeyan ora ... 138 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:50,093 ... Apa sampeyan pengin dakkandhani? 139 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:53,054 Sing gumantung. 140 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:58,894 Nalika aku ngerti yen aku robot, Apa aku bisa ngatasi? 141 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:04,191 Mungkin, sanajan sejarah fiksi ilmiah ora ana ing sisih sampeyan. 142 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,735 Oke. Eh, aku arep takon sampeyan iki. 143 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:09,112 Nalika aku ngerti yen aku robot ... 144 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:13,033 ... aku bakal kaiket dening Telung Hukum Robotika Asimov? 145 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:17,454 Sampeyan bisa uga kaiket dening wong-wong mau saiki. 146 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:21,249 Sing bener. 147 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:25,879 - Apa sampeyan tau ngrusak manungsa? - Mesthi ora. 148 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:29,257 Apa sampeyan tau ngrusak awak dhewe, kajaba ing kasus nalika manungsa ... 149 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,092 ... bakal kaancam? 150 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,762 - Inggih, ora. - Aku mambu robot. 151 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:41,353 - Hei, ana apa? - Internet wis mudhun setengah jam. 152 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,232 Uga, Sheldon bisa uga robot. 153 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,861 Dadi kepiye carane karo Leslie? 154 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:54,366 Oh, kita nyoba ngambung, nanging Bumi ora obah. 155 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:58,954 Maksudku, luwih saka 383 mil sing bakal pindhah tho. 156 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,916 Oh, aku wis weruh sing katon sadurunge. 157 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,461 Iki mung bakal rong minggu lagu emo moping lan membosankan... 158 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:10,090 ...lan ngundang aku mudhun menyang toko pet kanggo ndeleng kucing. 159 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,635 Aku ora ngerti yen aku bisa njupuk. 160 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,471 Sampeyan bisa mudhun daya. 161 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:22,519 Inggih, kados biasanipun, Wolowitz duwe solusi. 162 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,356 Aku kelakon ngerti panggonan ing ngendi ana akeh wanita sing layak ... 163 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,316 ... lan Leonard bisa milih. 164 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,819 [MUSIK LATIN DIPUTAR NAMPIR SPEAKER] 165 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,161 Elinga hips Latin. 166 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,373 Pundhak tetep tetep lan kita goyang. 167 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,922 Siji, loro, telu. 168 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,675 Lima, enem, pitu. 169 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:57,304 Aku mikir Bu Tishman njaluk dheweke mripat ing sampeyan. 170 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,056 Aku wis ana. Sampeyan lagi ing kanggo nambani. 171 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,274 [SINGING] Dheweke kandha, "Sampeyan ora ngerti aku 172 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:13,862 Sampeyan malah ora peduli" 173 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,114 Oh, iya 174 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,324 Duh Gusti ingkang sae. 175 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:20,827 Dheweke kandha, "Sampeyan ora ngerti aku 176 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:25,248 Sampeyan ora nganggo rantaiku" 177 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:27,917 Oh, iya 178 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:30,086 Ya Allah, lagune apik. 179 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,840 Yen sampeyan lagi nyusun CD campuran kanggo lampus pindho. 180 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:38,178 Oh, muga-muga postingan sing ngeruk iku kanggo sampeyan. 181 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,348 Aku ngerti apa sing sampeyan pikirake. Aku wis nganggep asmamu. 182 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:43,516 Ana ahli genetika kucing ing San Diego... 183 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:46,728 ... sing wis dikembangaké calicos hypoallergenic sethitik cutest. 184 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,772 - Rungokno... - Aku wis mikir babagan jeneng. 185 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:53,443 Aku rada suda ing antarane Einstein, Newton lan Sersan Fuzzy Boots. 186 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:56,738 Apa sampeyan mikir sampeyan bisa marem sampeyan butuh hubungan ... 187 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,115 ... karo kucing sing diowahi sacara genetis? 188 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:03,119 Mungkin, yen kucing cilik sing lucu. 189 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:05,830 Ayo, Leonard... 190 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,292 Iki temenan babagan Penny. 191 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:12,962 Ora masalah. 192 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:16,049 Wong wadon iku ora kasengsem ing kula. Wong wadon mau nolak aku. 193 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,593 Oke, deleng. Ahem. 194 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,764 Sampeyan duwe minangka akeh saka kasempatan duwe hubungan seksual karo Penny ... 195 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,516 ... kaya teleskop Hubble ... 196 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,810 ... saka nemokake ing tengah saben bolongan ireng ... 197 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:30,188 ...iku wong cilik karo senter nggoleki pemutus sirkuit. 198 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:37,570 Nanging, aku rumangsa duwe kewajiban kanggo nunjukake sampeyan ... 199 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,781 ... yen dheweke ora nolak sampeyan. 200 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,866 Sampeyan ora ngajak dheweke metu. 201 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:44,828 Sampeyan bener. 202 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,080 Aku ora takon dheweke. Aku kudu ngajak dheweke metu. 203 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,457 Ora, ora. Saiki, iku dudu maksudku. 204 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,836 Maksudku, aja tuku kucing. 205 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,963 Ora, nanging sampeyan bener. 206 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,340 Aku kudu mlaku mrana lan takon dheweke metu. 207 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,927 Oh, apik, kita entuk kucing. 208 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,806 Oh, ya... Ora. 209 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,019 - Oh, hei, Leonard. - Sugeng siang, Penny. 210 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,564 Dadi, hi, hey. Uh... 211 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,692 Aku kepingin weruh yen sampeyan duwe rencana kanggo nedha bengi. 212 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,235 Eh, maksudmu, mangan bengi iki? 213 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,322 Ana ambiguitas gawan ing tembung "nedha bengi." 214 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:24,325 Secara teknis, iku nuduhake meal paling gedhe dina. 215 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:27,036 Dadi kanggo njlentrehake ing kene, dening nedha bengi, Maksudku nedha bengi. 216 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,205 - Nedha bengi? - Utawa nedha bengi, sampeyan ngerti. 217 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,126 Aku mikir 6:30 yen sampeyan bisa lunga, utawa wektu sing beda. 218 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,461 Eh, jam 6:30 apik tenan. 219 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,087 tenan? 220 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,216 - Agung. - Ya, aku seneng nongkrong karo sampeyan. 221 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,426 Kita wong lanang? 222 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,471 Oh, sampeyan ngerti, Sheldon, Howard, Raj. Sapa kabeh sing teka? 223 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:46,931 Padha... 224 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,059 ...mungkin kabeh ana. 225 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,897 Utawa subset saka wong-wong mau bisa uga ana. 226 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,357 Secara aljabar, akeh banget sing ora dingerteni. 227 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,526 Contone, Sheldon wis Quizno kanggo nedha awan. 228 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,237 Kadhangkala dheweke nemokake isi kasebut, liyane wektu dheweke ora. 229 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,699 Ora salah Quizno. Padha duwe menu mawarni-warni. 230 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,911 Oke, apa wae, kaya sing nyenengake. 231 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,038 Agung. 232 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,706 - Apa kita ngomong wektu? - Enem telung puluh. 233 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:12,916 Isih apik? 234 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,709 - Ora apa-apa. - Iku ora diukir ing watu. 235 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,169 Ora, enem telung puluh iku gedhe. 236 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,421 Aku njaluk pahat. Heh-heh. 237 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,132 Kenging punapa? 238 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:27,222 Kanggo ngukir ... Oke, ketemu sampeyan jam 6:30. 239 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,692 Carane aku katon? 240 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,949 Apa sampeyan bisa luwih spesifik? 241 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,078 Bisa ngomong aku kringet sethitik? 242 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:55,333 Ora. Pola sing bentuke sabit peteng ing lengenmu ndhelikake kanthi becik. 243 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,379 - Jam pira tanggalmu? - Enem telung puluh. 244 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,923 Sampurna, sing menehi sampeyan rong jam 15 menit... 245 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,301 ... kanggo awan molekul sing kandhel saka Aramis kanggo dissipate. 246 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,639 - Apa kakehan? - Ora yen sampeyan tim rugby. 247 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,269 Miturut cara, sampeyan ora melu kita mergo awakmu ngentut... 248 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,646 ... karo sub pitik-carbonara ing Quizno kang. 249 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,231 Yagene aku melu sampeyan? 250 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,733 Ora ana alesan. 251 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,572 Oh, sampeyan ngerti apa? Mungkin iki dudu ide sing apik. 252 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,116 Oh, ora, saiki, mesthi ana kemungkinan ... 253 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,493 ... sing alkohol lan pangadilan miskin ing sisih dheweke ... 254 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,037 ... bisa mimpin kanggo sore romantis becik. 255 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,834 Sampeyan bener. Alkohol, penilaian sing ora apik. Bisa mlaku kanthi apik. 256 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,504 Mesthi, ana kemungkinan liyane yen dina iki diwiwiti ... 257 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,757 ... nem sasi ora nyenengake sampeyan mlaku-mlaku ing aula ... 258 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,802 ... nganti salah siji saka sampeyan rusak lan pindhah menyang kode pos liyane. 259 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,264 Sampeyan bisa wis mandheg ing, "Iku bisa uga apik." 260 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,892 Yen aku bisa, aku bakal duwe. 261 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,895 Maksudku, aku wong sing apik banget. Ora ana alesan ... 262 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,856 ...kita ora bisa menyang restoran lan nedha bengi apik banget. 263 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:04,652 Mungkin banjur mlaku-mlaku, pirembagan bab kita duwe ing umum. 264 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,655 "Sampeyan seneng tembikar? Aku seneng tembikar." 265 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,700 Sampeyan ngerti, ana ngaso. Kita loro ngerti apa sing kedadeyan. 266 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,827 We ngambung. Iku sethitik tentatif ing kawitan. 267 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,997 Nanging aku sadar, dheweke bali ngambung aku, dheweke nggigit lambe ngisorku. 268 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,333 Dheweke kepengin aku. Bab iki arep adoh. 269 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,501 Kita bakal duwe jinis. Duh Gusti. Duh Gusti. 270 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,840 Apa jinis wiwit saiki? 271 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,884 Aku ngalami serangan panik. 272 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:31,387 Oh, oke. Nah, banjur, tenang. 273 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,431 Yen aku bisa, Aku ora bakal duwe serangan. 274 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,017 - Mulane padha nyebataken serangan gupuh. - Inggih. 275 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,727 Apa sampeyan mung lungguh? 276 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,480 - Ya, lungguha. Saiki tutup mripatmu. - Kenapa? 277 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,856 - Cukup nglakoni. - Oke. 278 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,026 Saiki, coba tambah aktivitas gelombang alfa sampeyan. 279 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,946 - Apa? - Iku teknik biofeedback. 280 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,239 Iku relaksasi liwat manipulasi gelombang otak. 281 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,575 Aku maca ing Journal of American Neuroscience. 282 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,453 Iku arang sumbere, nanging aku nganggep ilmu kasebut sah. 283 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,206 Aku mbokmenawa duwe kene nang endi wae. 284 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,500 Sapa sing aku guyon? Aku ora bisa ngliwati iki. 285 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,377 - Sampeyan kudu nelpon dheweke lan mbatalake. - Aku? 286 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,087 - Ya. - Apa sing kudu dakkandhakake? 287 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,673 - Aku ora ngerti. Marang dheweke aku lara. - Oke. 288 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,384 Ora jenis sing bakal nggawe dheweke pengin ngurus aku. 289 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:13,763 Nanging ora ana sing kritis sing bakal dirasakake ora kepenak yen aku pengin nyoba iki maneh. 290 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,432 Ngerti. Dadi aku nganggep ora ana apa-apa. 291 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,690 Aku mung bakal ngandhani dheweke yen sampeyan duwe colonoscopy rutin... 292 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,692 ... lan durung mbalek maneh. 293 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,236 - Menehi kula telpon. - Aku panginten sampeyan pengin mbatalake. 294 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,239 Aku ora bisa. Yen aku ora katon, dheweke isih bakal ngenteni sampeyan. 295 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,783 Yagene dheweke bakal ngarepake aku? 296 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:38,830 Mungkasi takon kula kabeh pitakonan iki. Aku kudu adus maneh. 297 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,752 - Apa liyane saka wong lanang ketemu kita kene? - Oh, iya. 298 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,254 Ora. 299 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,840 Pranyata Raj lan Howard kudu kerja... 300 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:54,470 ... lan Sheldon duwe kolonoskopi, lan dheweke durung mbalek maneh. 301 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,724 Ooh, pakdheku nembe wae a colonoscopy. 302 00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:01,978 Sampeyan lagi guyon. Nah, banjur, iku soko kita duwe ing umum. 303 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,230 kepriye? 304 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:10,903 Kita loro duwe wong ing urip kita sing pengin nip polip usus ing Bud. 305 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,870 Dadi, apa sing anyar ing jagad fisika? 306 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,539 ora ana apa-apa. 307 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,958 tenan? ora apa-apa? 308 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:29,630 Inggih, kajaba teori string, ora akeh sing kedadeyan wiwit taun 1930-an ... 309 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,507 ... lan sampeyan ora bisa mbuktekaken teori string. 310 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:37,138 Paling apik sampeyan bisa ngomong, "Hei, deleng ideku nduweni konsistensi logis internal." 311 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,934 Ah. Inggih, Aku yakin iku bakal njupuk munggah. 312 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,024 Apa anyar ing Pabrik Cheesecake? 313 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,651 Oh, uh, ora akeh. 314 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:55,198 Oh, kita duwe jeruk kunci coklat sing obah cukup apik. 315 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,826 apik. 316 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,917 Lha piye kancamu lorong? 317 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,505 Doug? Oh, iya. Aku ora ngerti. Maksudku, Sampeyan ngerti, dheweke apik lan lucu, nanging ... 318 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,924 - Bisa njaluk sampeyan miwiti karo sawetara ombenan? - Ora. Bzzz. 319 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,344 - Sampeyan ngomong, "Nanging ..."? - Aku pengin ngombe. 320 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,764 Cukup ngomong "nanging" babagan Doug, banjur aku bakal njaluk dheweke bali. 321 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,184 Oke, iku ... Aku ora ngerti. Iku mung kula. 322 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,520 Aku isih njaluk liwat break-up iki karo Kurt. 323 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,523 Lan bab iki karo Doug mung bakal mbalek jinis. 324 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:33,277 Ugh. Aja njaluk kula miwiti ing jinis mbalek. 325 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,113 Mung... Iku polaku. 326 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,490 Aku putus, banjur aku golek wong sing lucu ... 327 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:41,369 ... banjur iku mung 36 jam tanpa arti... 328 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,787 Inggih, sampeyan ngerti. 329 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,249 Aku ora yakin yen aku. Um... 330 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:52,421 Apa sing siji pengalaman 36 jam utawa iku 36 jam nyebar liwat ... 331 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:56,050 ... ngomong, siji panas mulya? 332 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,718 Ora, biasane ing akhir minggu. 333 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,638 Lan percaya marang aku, sampeyan ora krasa apik sawise iku. 334 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:03,224 Nah, ngece, kan? 335 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,476 Emosional. 336 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,563 Mesthi, ya. Geser emosi. 337 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,780 Hei, sampeyan pengin ndeleng sing keren? 338 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:23,411 Aku bisa nggawe zaitun iki menyang kaca iki tanpa ndemek. 339 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,289 - Piye? - Fisika. 340 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,796 Wow, gaya sentrifugal. 341 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,258 Sejatine, iku gaya sentripetal, sing dadi kekuatan batin... 342 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,761 ... digawe dening kaca tumindak ing zaitun. Ooh. 343 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,847 Nuwun sewu. 344 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,142 Saiki, yen sampeyan nggigit zaitun ... 345 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,854 ... sampeyan bakal ing non-inersia pigura referensi lan bakal ... 346 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,442 - Apa sampeyan ora apa-apa? - Ya, aku ora apa-apa. 347 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,652 Apa sampeyan tumpahake ketchup? 348 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,155 - Ora. - Aku ora apa-apa. 349 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,160 Sampeyan ora arep lunga menyang ruang gawat darurat? 350 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,369 Ora, ora. Aku ora apa-apa. 351 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,954 Iku mandheg getihen. 352 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,082 Oalah, sampeyan muntah. Apa ora iku tandha geger otak? 353 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,502 Ya, nanging aku uga mabuk mobil, dadi ... 354 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:14,712 Oke. 355 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,589 Nyuwun pangapunten babagan mobil sampeyan. 356 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:20,384 Oh, ora, ora apa-apa. Sampeyan entuk paling akeh metu saka jendhela. 357 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,887 Wong mlarat numpak sepedha. 358 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,641 Aku wis wektu becik. 359 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,768 Ya, aku uga. 360 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,145 Nggih, sugeng dalu. 361 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,189 sugeng dalu. 362 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,816 - Leonard. - Ya? 363 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,819 Apa iki mestine dadi tanggal? 364 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,322 Iki? 365 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,908 Ora. 366 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,160 Ora, mesthi ora. 367 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,580 Iki mung sampeyan lan aku nongkrong karo wong lanang sing ora tau muncul... 368 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,875 ...amarga kerja lan kolonoskopi. 369 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,670 Oke. Aku mung mriksa. 370 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,300 Nalika aku ngajak bocah wadon kencan ... Lan aku, heh. 371 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,637 ... dheweke ngerti dheweke wis pacaran. 372 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,349 Ibukutha D. Heh. 373 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:13,312 Pasuryan kandel, digaris ngisor, kaya, tanggal. 374 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,108 Aku bisa uga duwe geger otak. Aku arep turu. 375 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,693 sugeng dalu. 376 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:25,658 - Dadi kepiye tanggal sampeyan? - Apik tenan. Heh. 377 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:32,873 Skor siji kanggo omben-omben lan penilaian sing ora apik. 378 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,570 [Inggris - AS - SDH]